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Saturday, April 5, 2008

TO RACHEL YEE WEN LI!

I LOVE YOU RACHEL YEE!!!!

Thursday, April 3, 2008

The new species: Mo-Bengs

WARNING! this is not suited for guys that are emo, look like emo, likes the same things as an emo, ah bengs, look like ah beng or like the same things as an ah beng. If you choose to continue reading, please do not take it too personally because the information below are fiction. Just in case you don't know what's fiction, its false.

Name: Mo-Beng(MB)

What are they?: It are a combination of emos and ah bengs. A group of them are called Mo-Gang.

Appearance: Usually has a long fringe that covers the eyes with dyed hair(often golden). Seen in black or white(or half black half white) skinnys with a oversized shirt. Carries around a phone that allows songs play to travel at a distance of 40km(and also the latest model)[hence we can conclude that they are rich]

Mostly found at: We've found them on the bus but they are usually located at a LAN shop between kovan and hougang near a bridal shop(for easy marriage to the ELs), hair salon(easy access to dye their hair), furniture store(less troublesome to buy cheap furniture for their mobengers family) and a pet shop(to.... buy food?*shrugs shoulders*). Identity of the LAN shop will not be revealed.

Mating techniques: Unknown to us. However, we can predict that it is something like this:

Ps: Everything is spoken in a monotonous voice.

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MB: eh, chio bu, want tu gib me telepone num not?
Translation: hey pretty girl, wanna give me your handphone number?
EL: eu siao ah? y mus ii gib eu me number?

T: Are you crazy? Why must i give you my handphone number?

MB: cozzz(with the "z" sound) ii shuai and eu chio. And we all lub sad sad chinese songs.

T: Because i'm good-looking and you are pretty. And we both love emo chinese songs(only)

EL: *think deeply though she already agree the first them their fringes met* Aiya, okie la. gib eu la. Come, gib me your pone.

T: Alright, i'll give it to you. Can i have your phone?

*as of this moment EL is now AMB*

*hours later*

MB: *text on phone*Eh hua, eu wan tu steady not?

T: hey hua, do you want to be my girlfriend?

AMB: *text back*So fast ah?*Already agree to request in her mind*

T: So fast?

MB: *text back*belly slow alady lor. my friend 2 hours stead liao man!

T: This is considered slow already. My friend know his girlfriend for only 2 hours and they got together.

AMB: Okay lor. Anything la.

T: alright then.

Attracted to: E-Lians(EL). A.K.A Auntie Mo-Lian(AML) after finding a Mo-Beng boyfriend.

Appearance of E-Lians: Though we have never seen one but we can predict that its is. Long reborned hair with bright highlights(hot pink and seldom purple). Cut in a "v" shape end with left a small tail. Denim shorts, black skinnys,tights or flary skirts, rarely in other coloured skinnys. Tops are mostly sleeveless like a spaghetti strap or tube showing off most of their bony shoulders and unfully developed boobies. However, this might not be true as we have never seen one.

Music preferences: Seems to be really fond of slow, sad, love songs in chinese. An experiment on their feelings toward loud and techno are still in progress.

Form of Speech: Still unknown as all they do is blast their music. As till now, we know that they communicate through SMSes.

Other Information: They both love black and purple.

Difference between a Mo-Beng, Emo Punk and Ah-Beng.

1. Dressing

Emo: Preferably red and black. Black skinnys and black sneakers or boots with black shirt with red details that links to death and other related things. mostly seen with a guitar and no bag but just a slim wallet and a slim phone.

Ah-Bengs: Oversized baggy shirts, usually pink with berms. Carries a small pouch with a long sling in front of their body. Wears a cap with golden fringe sticking out.

Mo-Bengs: skinnys(from the emos), big baggy shirt(from the Ah-bengs). Carries only phone.

2:Appearance

Emo: Often sulking. Fringe and hair covers half their faces. Occasionally with eyeliner. Many piercing on weird places.

Ah-Bengs: Walks in huge steps and swings arm like ah-meng(maybe they are related). Piercing on common places like tongue and right below the lips. Hair color golden with small amount of fringe covering forehead.

Mo-Bengs: Looks really normal. Infact, not bad looking. fringe covers 1/4 of face(from the emos) and dyes half golden(from the Ah-Bengs). Up till now, no piercing discovered.

3. Music choice

Emo: Loud heavy-metal, slow punk songs, minor loudness rock and slow sad songs.

Ah-Bengs: Techno, Old hip hop songs and chinese. Most of the time chinese and techno.

Mo-Bengs: Till now, we've only heard them play sad(from the emos) chinese(from the Ah-Bengs) songs.

4. Located area

Emos: Varies.

-Remote areas inside a crowed town. E.g at a small shop inside a shopping center or outside the MRT station in town.

-In unknown gigs.

-normal places just to make friends.

Ah-Bengs: Varies as well.

-Used to be outside Mcdonald

-Under void decks

-Town areas

-Recently found in clubs

Mo-Bengs: Till now only LAN shops.

Research is still being conducted on the M0-Bengs. We will be going to the E-Lians once we find one lurking in public. Hope this piece of info will help you understand the life of an Emo, a Ah-Beng and a Mo-Beng.

Friday, February 29, 2008

FREAKY!

A terrorist is on the loose and tomorrow I'm going Penisular alone. Eliza talked to me about this and filled my minds with A LOT of wild imaginations that is scaring the hell out of me. Let me discuss this topic to myself on this blog.

1st. he is INSIDE Singapore, soldiers are around the whole Singapore to prevent him from escaping. Is this good or bad?

That was the first thing i though of when Eliza reminded me about his issue. If he doesn't escape and he is inside Singapore, would we be in danger? He could posses a knife or something we will not know. What if he goes into schools and hold the students and staff as hostage? OMG! THAT MEANS I'M IN DANGER! What if he holds the whole city hall MRT station passenger as hostage? OMG! THAT MEAN I'LL BE IN DANGER TOO! What if he holds some random house's family as hostage? OMG! THERE'S A POSSIBILITY THAT I'M IN DANGER TOO! So, i've came up with a few solutions to prevent this from happening...

Solution number 1: We should all wear super solid vest that no knife can cut through.

This way, not only can we protect ourselves from the razor shape knife(if he can even sharpen it), but we might be able to start fashion statement. Maybe finally guys can see that vest with formal shirts look extremely good on them.

Solution number 2: We should have posters of that guy everywhere.

For people like me that CANNOT recognize face, I'm likely to the the most targeted victim. He would most probably ask me for directions and because of my wickedly horrible memory, i might actually direct him there. THAT is extremely dangerous. So, to make sure people like me or is has the similar conditions are able to identify and will spread pepper in his eyes before bring him to the police station. Or maybe we should just carry a picture of him in our wallets and look at it every time we forget how he looks like. LOL!

Solution number 3: We should be giving PROFESSIONAL security guards or a soldiers to schools.

You know, school can be the most vulnerable place when there is a terrorist attacks. I mean, image how many lives might be lost. So, all schools should have at least a professional security guard. Especially girls schools! We totally need at least like 10 strong, built, heroic guys to protect all of us! And JUST in case someone see this and thinks its reasonable and wants to request for this to become real, please assign hot guys to girl schools. Because we really need to look at something appealing during danger times. As for mixed school, all the girls probably have their gangster boyfriend to look at so its okay. And as for the guy school, I honestly don't think that they will be interested in... hot guys. *shivers*

Solution number 4: We should ALL be given a handphone. Like, latest model. One that has really good reception.

So, if anyone of us people found him, and we wants to call the police to report. But we were shopping in say... city link. And we are using an old model phone, like say... XXXXX 1234. And this phone only has reception in open areas. How are we able to call then? And thus me suggestion. If everyone, the poor and the poorer are all provided with a cell phone that has good reception, we can call from anyway! Plus, we wanna be the best in everything right? So lets have the best everything. Only problem here would be the bill. LOL!

Solution number 5: We should have regular drills for in case a terrorist attack happens

I think this is my most logical solution ever. If an attack happens in a school, mall or even in our homes, what should we do? I have absolutely no idea. So that is why we need to learn and practice. Otherwise, how are we going to be calm and know how to handle such a situation? In fact, i think we should start now. Since there is a terrorist on the loose, maybe we really need to start knowing how to handle such situations.

Solution number 6 : Make the terrorist feel like he can't do anything else but surrender.

The army side of the government should think of a foolproof plan to capture that guy. Thats playing attack. If not, we should play defense. We can do many foolproof protective solutions that will have the terrorist capture no matter what he does. And we should make it know to him so he would realize he can't do any thing else but obediently walk to the soldiers and surrender himself.

So the above is my analysis of what might happen and what we should do. Though i know its not like they will work but i could help.

Or maybe... this is just a test for the Singaporeans. I mean, total defense is over not long ago, right? Maybe they are just trying to emphasize the importance of total defense. Maybe its all not real!? Maybe they are just scaring us! LOL! Bye!

Saturday, January 26, 2008

A NORMAL POST!

I've been posting about twilight that i think i'm becoming a FREAK, so i shall post something NORMAL about what i did yesterday which is the same old BORING stuff. Please tell me if you find it interesting in any BORING way.(: gracias.

Yesterday, 25 Jan 08, Saturday.
Rachel and Me Went to Jia's house before going town. We spent 45 mins at her house cause she took 30 mins to bathe and we spent 15 mins watching videos. Check this video out:

Okay, maybe i'm quite slow cause he added this video a year ago. BUT its really cool. And THIS video is even better.

I don't think any NORMAL people can do that. Its so HARD just to flim each move imagine EDITING it. Its NUSSY!

In the train towards Dhoby, this is what we saw:

3 PEOPLE PLAYING PSP! There's another one beside me actually, but i couldn't get a picture of him. I find it so unbelievable that people can get so addicted to that thing. Addicted, not hard to believe but finding 4 people in 1 cabin ALL playing on the same gadget thats ...

When we were at Dhoby Ghaut station already(on the escalator to be precise), Jia told rachel she had a scratch on her face and as usual, the TRYING-NOT-TO-BE-GULLIBLE RACHEL YEE didn't believe us, so i took a picture of it and show her:

Freaky picture right? plus the WHITE face, makes it more creeppy. Anyway, it must be "Mary", "Larry's" girlfriend, that scratched her, Flirtatious rachel Flirt with "Larry" and and poor "Mary" so upset so she turn invisible and SCRATCH rachel's face hoping to DISFIGURED her "delicate and snow white" face. LOL!!!

*ps: "Larry" is our imaginary classmate that unlocks the door everytime during lesson times and disrupts the class. "Mary" is his girlfriend.*

We got squeezed out of the train at BORING OLD somerset and GOOD thing we did cause i saw this REALLY cute BOY and i attempted to PAT his head. And this was the result:

HAHA! Obviously i failed. His mother was beside him. We saw alot of boys and girls like him that day, REALLY cute.

Anyway, after that, we BORING-LY went down to town and BORING-LY shopped at wistma till Yewjin came. He treated us to SAKAE SUSHI.

Thats how much we ate, plus 2 ramen and 1 ice cream and no we did not eat Jia's head. Her head is still attached to her body and she'll still strong, healthy and living well. I know, its not alot. But we are 3 GIRLS and a guy! How much can we eat?! Bet you NORMAL people though we paid alot of that, and infact, our bill was $81.65 HOWEVER(Mrs Loh say this is a very important word to use as it emphasises on something. LOL! Literature man...), thanks to Mr. Lee Yewjin that ran in a quat-tra-ta-lon(however you spell it), we got $100 voucher!!! So we only paid... $1.65. So BORING RIGHT? Haha.

Is this not BORING enough? I shall BORE you people MORE!

Then TUPID Jia BORING-LY shopped for damn long and me and rach, was wearing SCHOOL SHOES so we couldn't try shoes so we had to BORING-LY wait for Jia with PATIENT GUY, Yewjin. TUPID JIA not embarrassed that she made so many people wait for her at all. Still dare to ask for our opinion on OLDIES leopard print heels and BORING brown checked flats. But FINALLY she was embarrassed and she seeked permission to enter the next shop she went to. HAHA!! We tried to make the only guy not feel like "the thorn among the lilies" so i made a few attempts to go in to the boxes and undies store. HAHAHA!! I tried twice actually and twice he wanted to kill me! HAHA! Then we tried to make him try one the spaceship heels that Jia though was nice. LOL!

Notice how Rachel Yee was not really part of the BORING shopping thingy? She wanted to buy a dress but apparently she couldn't find any and at the beginning of the trip she said she want to go GAP, but we kept NOT going there until she had to say "Its okay. I saw the dresses there and its not very nice so..." LOL! Our apologies Rach.

Before we went home, we were standing between Tangs and Far East, CONVINCING rachel that whatever direction she goes home by, she will not be alone. By TRAIN, Jin(i'm too lazy to type extra 3 letters. Lol!) can walk her home, by CAR, Jia's dad would drive her to her DOOR STEP which is 10 steps away from the front door. In the end we FINALLY ended that "complex" and "difficult-to-decided" matter, and rach went home taking Jia's dad's car.

Still not BORED, This will DEFINATELY BORED you.

AT home, i fell a sleep on the sofa and woke up at... 1am? LOL! Too lazy to reply messages so i ignored.(: Lo siento. And thats the end of my BORING day(: Hope i did not BORE you to death but just BORE your like any regular BORING post(: ADIOUS!

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

More on twilight.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

EDWARD AND BELLA!

This is Edward and Bella. Woot! I so can't wait for the movie "TWILIGHT" to be ready! OMG! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I am going to make a contract with Sijia and make her sign with her BLOOD. The contract shall look like this:

This contracts clearly states that:

Chen Sijia (a.k.a soybean a.k.a stupidbean), NRIC:SXXXXXXXI, will come back from Switzerland, _____(school), to Singapore and accompany Amanda Tan Hui Ying, NRIC:S91363XXJ to watch the movie "Twilight", acted by Robert Pattison(Edward Cullen) and Kristen Stewart(Isabella Swan a.k.a Bella).

If she does not abide to this contract and breaks the above conditions, she will have to:
-Give Amanda Tan Hui Ying any amount of money she request.
-Listen to everything Amanda Tan Hui Ying says for as long as she lives.
-Do whatever Amanda Tan Hui Ying tells her to for as long as she lives.
-Give Amanda Tan Hui Ying many treats to marche for 365 days. Amanda Tan Hui Ying has the rights to choose which days she wants as long as they add up to 365 days.
-Get a BOYFRIEND with in a week and marry him within the year and allow Amanda Tan Hui Ying to plan her wedding and torture her husband when he is receive the bride:D.

If Amanda Tan Hui Ying has more conditions to add on she is able to add on anytime she wants.

I solemnly vow to abide the above condition and if i break the above conditions, i will do whatever the the above states.

Chen Sijia's Signature, Thumb, Second, Third, Forth Finger and Pinky Prints And Palm Print For Both Hands Here In Blood:

I solemnly vow... NOTHING! :D
Amanda Tan Hui Ying's Signature, Thumb, Second, Third, Fourth Fingers and Pinky Prints and Palm Prints Here For Both Hands Here

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LOL! I'm just kidding. But if she doesn't mind, i really don't mind:D

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

LINKIN PARK LIVE AT SINGAPORE INDOOR STADIUM!

LINKIN PARK CONCERT IS THE BEST and first CONCERT I'VE EVER BEEN TO! Haha! The very first song they played, WAKE! First song in their last album, minutes to midnight! Next song was, no more sorrow! Then i can't remember. But let me tell you it AWESOME! The lights was super good man. And the sound was fabulous! You can really FEEL the bass on the floor! And its not like the went out of tune cause they were tired, they sound just like in the album. Many artist don't sound as well as their album when they perform live. LP, NO WAY! At first i thought they were lip syncing but they were defiantly not. You really have to be there to understand man! Stupid blogger got something wrong, i cannot upload any pictures! Argh!!!! Never mind, i'll try again next time!!!

PS: I'm finding for people to go to the My Chemical Romance(MCR) concert. Contact me if you want to!!!(: